43 Muscles Funny Coffee Mug – “It Takes 72 Muscles to Say Fuck Off”
Black Handle 11 oz
$22.00
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43 Muscles Funny Coffee Mug – “It Takes 72 Muscles to Say Fuck Off”
$22.00
SCIENCE SAYS BEING PETTY IS HARD WORK — AND THIS FUNNY COFFEE MUG PROVES IT.
The “It Takes 43 Muscles to Frown, 72 to Say ‘Fuck Off’. Totally Worth the Extra Effort” Funny Coffee Mug is for anyone who chooses honesty over politeness and caffeine over tolerance.
This funny mug delivers facts, attitude, and validation before your first sip. Whether you’re at work, at home, or mentally clocked out, this funny coffee mug sets the tone immediately: effort will be spent, but only where it counts.
Perfect as a gift for coworkers, friends, partners, or anyone with a strong sense of humor and weak patience.
Why this funny coffee mug earns its place on your desk:
• Premium ceramic funny mug built for daily caffeine and daily boundaries
• Printed and sublimated in the USA for long-lasting, high-quality design
• Dishwasher and microwave safe because convenience matters
• Bold print that won’t fade, unlike your willingness to deal with nonsense
• Backed by a 100% customer satisfaction, money-back guarantee
This is the funny mug people notice. The one that gets laughs, nods of respect, and zero questions asked. It’s not just a coffee cup — it’s a warning label.
Smiling is optional.
Honesty is not.
Curated with Care
We don’t try to sell everything. We focus on coffee products we’d actually use ourselves, pieces that feel good in your hands and make daily routines better.
Quality, Not Hype
We look for products that balance function, durability, and design. No gimmicks, no overpromising. Just solid materials, thoughtful details, and fair pricing.
Here for the Long Run
This isn’t a one-off shop. We’re building a place coffee lovers can come back to, with honest customer support and products that earn their spot in your cabinet.
Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Are any purchases final sale?
We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.
When will I get my order?
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Where are your products manufactured?
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
How much does shipping cost?
Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.