“Meeting Occurred, Progress Unclear” Retro Office Mug – Black Coffee Cup (11oz / 15oz)
11oz
$20.00
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“Meeting Occurred, Progress Unclear” Retro Office Mug – Black Coffee Cup (11oz / 15oz)
$20.00
This mug is what happens when a calendar invite survives but your soul doesn’t. The “Meeting Occurred, Progress Unclear” black ceramic mug is for anyone who has attended meetings, taken notes, nodded politely, and walked away with absolutely nothing to show for it. Featuring glitchy blue pixel-style text and tiny user icons, it reads like a corrupted productivity log, and honestly? That’s the vibe.
The glossy black finish makes the electric blue lettering hit hard, giving it a clean, techy, I work in tabs not feelings aesthetic. It looks right at home on desks, in home offices, next to laptops with 37 open tabs, or beside that unread inbox you’re choosing peace about. It’s subtle enough for coworkers, loud enough for people who get it, and perfect for sipping coffee while silently dissociating through your next “quick sync.”
Available in 11oz and 15oz, this mug is built for daily emotional support. Microwave-safe, dishwasher-safe, and durable enough to survive endless refills, passive-aggressive standups, and one more meeting that could’ve been an email. Use it for coffee, pens, or as a small protest against workplace nonsense. This mug doesn’t fix the problem, but it does understand it.
Product Features
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Glossy black ceramic with retro blue pixel-style print
- Microwave-safe for reheating cold, forgotten coffee
- Dishwasher-safe because you’re tired
- Comfortable C-shaped handle for stress gripping
- Lead- and BPA-free
- Meets lead and cadmium safety standards
Curated with Care
We don’t try to sell everything. We focus on coffee products we’d actually use ourselves, pieces that feel good in your hands and make daily routines better.
Quality, Not Hype
We look for products that balance function, durability, and design. No gimmicks, no overpromising. Just solid materials, thoughtful details, and fair pricing.
Here for the Long Run
This isn’t a one-off shop. We’re building a place coffee lovers can come back to, with honest customer support and products that earn their spot in your cabinet.
Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Are any purchases final sale?
We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.
When will I get my order?
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Where are your products manufactured?
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
How much does shipping cost?
Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.