Kick Today in the Dick Funny Coffee Mug – Definitely FOR the Office
All White 11 oz
$19.99
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Kick Today in the Dick Funny Coffee Mug – Definitely FOR the Office
$19.99
SOME DAYS NEED MOTIVATION.
OTHERS NEED A WARNING.
The “Kick Today in the Dick” Funny Coffee Mug is for mornings that wake up swinging. Bold, unhinged, and aggressively honest, this funny mug sets the tone before the caffeine even hits.
Perfect for desks, kitchens, or anywhere your patience goes to die, this funny coffee mug is equal parts encouragement and threat, aimed directly at whatever today thinks it’s doing.
If you run on coffee, sarcasm, and spite, congratulations. This mug understands you.
Why this funny coffee mug absolutely slaps:
• Premium ceramic funny mug made for daily use and daily chaos
• Printed and sublimated in the USA so the message stays loud
• Dishwasher and microwave safe because convenience is non-negotiable
• Durable, bold design that won’t fade, even when your mood does
• Backed by a 100% customer satisfaction, money-back guarantee
This is the funny mug coworkers notice immediately. The one that gets laughs, nervous glances, and full understanding. It’s not just a coffee cup — it’s a mindset.
Today showed up.
You chose violence (in mug form).
Curated with Care
We don’t try to sell everything. We focus on coffee products we’d actually use ourselves, pieces that feel good in your hands and make daily routines better.
Quality, Not Hype
We look for products that balance function, durability, and design. No gimmicks, no overpromising. Just solid materials, thoughtful details, and fair pricing.
Here for the Long Run
This isn’t a one-off shop. We’re building a place coffee lovers can come back to, with honest customer support and products that earn their spot in your cabinet.
Frequently asked questions
What is the return policy?
Our goal is for every customer to be totally satisfied with their purchase. If this isn't the case, let us know and we'll do our best to work with you to make it right.
Are any purchases final sale?
We are unable to accept returns on certain items. These will be carefully marked before purchase.
When will I get my order?
We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.
Where are your products manufactured?
Our products are manufactured both locally and globally. We carefully select our manufacturing partners to ensure our products are high quality and a fair value.
How much does shipping cost?
Shipping is calculated based on your location and the items in your order. You will always know the shipping price before you purchase.